" Guess who back in the motherfuckin house
With a fat dick for your motherfuckin mouth"
Come on, take a guess. Today I got to visit the local electronics superstore. I had to get my car fixed and decided to wait so I walked over to the store. Any way I was playing the display PS2 (Splinter Cell: Pandora Tomorrow, good shit) When I spot a couple in my peripheral vision. (In real life not the game). They were a late fifties looking white couple sampling some of the smaller home stereos with the speakers were all turned up pretty loud. Suddenly the song on the radio changed to Snoop Doggy Dogg's "ain't no fun (if the homies can't have none)" As soon as I heard the melody it made me take notice of the pair. Then came the lyrics. Here is a sample from the first verse:
When I met you last night baby
Before you opened up your gap
I had respect for ya lady
But now I take it all back
Cause you gave me all your pussy
And ya even licked my balls
It gets worse, trust me. Mean while the guy is trying frantically to stop the "hard core porn set to a beat" that has come to be called music by some from penetrating he and his wife's sensibilities even further. But, alas the technology was overwhelming. He was pressing buttons, turning knobs, and flipping switches but to no avail. The filthy lyrics just kept coming out and I quickly left the presence of the red faced couple. For some odd reason I felt embarrassed, like I was somehow on the verge of being held responsible for these people having been mind raped before they gave up and walked away themselves. Maybe this store should stick with a pop station for the sake of sales."