I told ya'll 'bout fucking around
Don't read this. It will be a waste of your time. Seriously. However, if you are so self loathing as to insist on reading this thing, buckle up. I make no promise of and have a stinking suspicion that there will be a notable lack of the following: correct speling, proper chronology, logic, political correctness, sobriety while writing, and humility. I do, however, surmise that those of you unwise enough to continue will be subjected to rants, put downs, "nut job" theories (all of which are perfectly valid), bragging, haiku, shenanigans, hyperbole, moral hypocrisy, and bold faced lies. That said, its all in good fun so laugh you clowns. Besides, I told ya'll...