You are not alone
Published on July 13, 2004 By Negrodamus In Misc

I was just going to write a nice little spiel about the dire need for deodorant/antiperspirant made for scrotums. Here in Texas,

where it is usually hotter than a devil's balls, it is bound to cross ones mind. "Man, my sack needs deodorant. Yep, some D for my

balls." However, while doing my presearch (all me) I developed the suspicion that I am not the only one who has thought of this

and yearned for it to come to be. I have read several accounts. (or um . . . none) but I have suspicions. So, tell me if do you think

man kind could benefit from nut sack antiperspirant or would such an invention go the way of the lazer disc player. Also, if such a

thing were to come about what would we call it? Nutspray™? Rock Salt™? I dunno.

Comments
on Jul 13, 2004
LMAO!
on Jul 13, 2004
"You know when the humidity is way over a 100% when you're walking down the street thinking, I should've put deodorant on my balls."
-Lewis Black
on Jul 14, 2004
Gold Bond Medicated Powder.
Live it.
Love it.
(Oh, the tingly mint sensation...)
on Jul 14, 2004
pardon my language, but how about the name...cockblock? it could work, either that or guys would spray it on their friends to ruin their night. hehehe
on Jul 14, 2004

I was thinking of an ad jingle "Dick Stick helps keep away 'Track Sack'!"

Oh, the tingly mint sensation

that shit burns!

Lewis Black

appropriate guy for you to quote.

 

 

on Jul 14, 2004
Hmmm ....lemme see.

Scrotesweet
BollockFresh

and my personal favourite.......

DrySac

Wreckless.
on Jul 14, 2004

This thread made me shoot hot coffee out of my nose!!! Hahahahahah!!!!!!


Have you tried the regular deodorant in the spray can?  Would that not work? 


Sorry if I sound ignorant, but I don't have any experience of living with y'alls equipment.....it still amazes me that men can ride bicycles in any comfort at all.

on Jul 14, 2004
Have you tried the regular deodorant in the spray can? Would that not work?


Oooooh, no no no!

Theres a powerful l'il factory down there..... you can't mix those chemicals unwitiingly. They have to be tested first.

....which conjures up a pretty funny mental movie of test subject reactions, hehehe.....

Wreckless.


on Jul 14, 2004

Oooooh, no no no!


more coffee on the monitor over that...for some reason i find this whole subject hilarious. 


Like Pseudo said, does powder not work?  Although I'd imagine that the powder mixed with that sweat would make a nasty sticky paste after a while.


I would have thought there would have been a medical necessity for something like this - after all, moisture + warmth + darkness = fungus. 


 

on Jul 14, 2004
powder mixed with that sweat would make a nasty sticky paste


give the girl the "got it in one prize" *applauds.

I however, just to clarify lol, ....do not suffer from Negrodamus' problem!

Boxer shorts'n a breeze are all the goodly solutions I need!

Wreckless.
on Jul 14, 2004
the reek would gag a maggot


My turn for the coffee/monitor thing! hahaha
on Jul 14, 2004
I didn't have a huge issue with the nut butter from the powder. I had only very lightly and lovingly applied it...
on Jul 14, 2004
No matter what you name it, you HAVE to get NASCAR driver Dick Trickle to be the commercial spokesman.
on Jul 14, 2004
Bah. What about Randy Johnson?
on Jul 14, 2004
Think of the porn industry product spots! The testimonials that could bring in....