suit yourself
Published on July 25, 2004 By Negrodamus In Humor
Today was another fine day at the office. Good work was done. Gay jokes were made,

ND: come on just give it to me.

SPC Harry Backster: NO, because if I do you'll just try to stick it in my throat.

Pseudosoldier giggles.

It is true that jabbing Spc Backster in the throat with a fork had been my morning medicine up to that point. So you see why I needed it back.
Great job to those who did the thing in the place today with your hand figuritively tied behind your backs. (You know who you are.) This bodes well for our success when we "untie" our hands and as for them well they are FUCKED.

Comments
on Jul 25, 2004

and as for them well they are FUCKED.

Is that literally or figuratively?

on Jul 25, 2004

Is that literally or figuratively?

Proper fucked...

on Jul 25, 2004
Proper fucked


Litany of Hate Fucked?
on Jul 25, 2004

Litany of Hate Fucked?


Yes. One of my proudest works...

on Jul 25, 2004
Yes. One of my proudest works


Yay, for me and my detective skills!!! WooHoo!!!
on Jul 25, 2004

Yay, for me and my detective skills!!! WooHoo!!!


 


maybe you should be the next Green Lantern?

on Jul 25, 2004
maybe you should be the next Green Lantern?


I do have an authentic DC Green Lantern replica ring!!! Glows in the dark and everything... In Brightest Day, In Darkest Night, No Evil Shall Escape My Sight, And To Those That Try To Pick A Fight, Screw You, Go Fly A Kite... or something like that...
on Jul 27, 2004
I thought greywar meant "instead of the ex-colleague that we had talked about the other day."

Which really wouldn't be a compliment, in that case.
on Oct 08, 2004
You know, Green Lantern wasn't much of a detective. He always just asked that damned ring what was going on.