Don't read this. It will be a waste of your time. Seriously. However, if you are so self loathing as to insist on reading this thing, buckle up. I make no promise of and have a stinking suspicion that there will be a notable lack of the following: correct speling, proper chronology, logic, political correctness, sobriety while writing, and humility. I do, however, surmise that those of you unwise enough to continue will be subjected to rants, put downs, "nut job" theories (all of which...