Negrodamus's Articles In Humor
July 12, 2004 by Negrodamus
I am an army of one. So, while serving in Korea I had occasion to visit the Central Issue Facility (CIF). How this works is you get to a unit and they send you to a ware house to get things like LBE Link , Kevlar helmet, Link , cold weather boots and many other items some of which you may keep and some you must give back when you leave that duty assignment. Now should one of these items be flawed, defective, or infested you may return it. This is called a DX (or dee ex since I have no idea wh...
July 14, 2004 by Negrodamus
OK here's the deal. I want. . . no, I need to build a siege engine. And fast. Its not that I think the end is near or that I think I'll need it at all. It's just that well, the idea is in my head and theres only one cure for that when it comes to me. I have to build a siege engine. The problem is that the expert on the subject( you know who you are) is being less than helpfull. Besides, I haven't really decided which engine is best for an urban/suburban setting. So, consider this a r...
July 25, 2004 by Negrodamus
Today was another fine day at the office. Good work was done. Gay jokes were made, ND: come on just give it to me. SPC Harry Backster: NO, because if I do you'll just try to stick it in my throat. Pseudosoldier giggles. It is true that jabbing Spc Backster in the throat with a fork had been my morning medicine up to that point. So you see why I needed it back. Great job to those who did the thing in the place today with your hand figuritively tied behind your backs. (You know wh...
July 26, 2004 by Negrodamus
" Guess who back in the motherfuckin house With a fat dick for your motherfuckin mouth" Come on, take a guess. Today I got to visit the local electronics superstore. I had to get my car fixed and decided to wait so I walked over to the store. Any way I was playing the display PS2 (Splinter Cell: Pandora Tomorrow, good shit) When I spot a couple in my peripheral vision. (In real life not the game). They were a late fifties looking white couple sampling some of the smaller home stereos with...
July 12, 2004 by Negrodamus
I am an army of one. So, while serving in Korea I had occasion to visit the Central Issue Facility (CIF). How this works is you get to a unit and they send you to a ware house to get things like LBE Link , Kevlar helmet, Link , cold weather boots and many other items some of which you may keep and some you must give back when you leave that duty assignment. Now should one of these items be flawed, defective, or infested you may return it. This is called a DX (or dee ex since I have no idea wh...
July 14, 2004 by Negrodamus
OK here's the deal. I want. . . no, I need to build a siege engine. And fast. Its not that I think the end is near or that I think I'll need it at all. It's just that well, the idea is in my head and theres only one cure for that when it comes to me. I have to build a siege engine. The problem is that the expert on the subject( you know who you are) is being less than helpfull. Besides, I haven't really decided which engine is best for an urban/suburban setting. So, consider this a r...
July 25, 2004 by Negrodamus
Today was another fine day at the office. Good work was done. Gay jokes were made, ND: come on just give it to me. SPC Harry Backster: NO, because if I do you'll just try to stick it in my throat. Pseudosoldier giggles. It is true that jabbing Spc Backster in the throat with a fork had been my morning medicine up to that point. So you see why I needed it back. Great job to those who did the thing in the place today with your hand figuritively tied behind your backs. (You know wh...
July 26, 2004 by Negrodamus
" Guess who back in the motherfuckin house With a fat dick for your motherfuckin mouth" Come on, take a guess. Today I got to visit the local electronics superstore. I had to get my car fixed and decided to wait so I walked over to the store. Any way I was playing the display PS2 (Splinter Cell: Pandora Tomorrow, good shit) When I spot a couple in my peripheral vision. (In real life not the game). They were a late fifties looking white couple sampling some of the smaller home stereos with...